I am very sorry that I have neglected you throughout the semester. Really I am. However, you are due tomorrow and I am tired. So, as I sleep and dream of sno cones and giraffes, please write yourself--you need to expand at least another 11 pages, please and thank you.
I look forward to reading you when I wake up in a few hours.
Much love,

P.S. If you so desire, you may also write several pages (or 12-15) on the paper that is due Tuesday. :)